January 2012
29 posts
“But then I thought about it, and I think that no matter what you tried to teach...”
– American Idol Recap: It’s God’s Paintbrush — Vulture
Truer words, etc etc.
“In Williamsburg and its environs, said Andrew Kozlowski, a hydrologist for the...”
– Turning Subway Tracks Into Ad Hoc Wishing Wells - NYTimes.com
And all this time I thought it was actually just urine.
“On a television promo for some dumb Animal Planet show about looking for...”
– mimi smartypants - Seriously, though: what’s with the penguins?
DEFINITELY THE WORK OF A SQUATCH.
Watch(via James Taylor & Stephen Colbert - “Carolina in My Mind” - The Colbert Report - 2012-19-01 - Video Clip | Comedy Central)
Sometimes I love Stephen Colbert so much it’s hard for me to believe we don’t actually know each other.
“Let’s stop right here for a second. Let’s talk about American...”
– rabbit blog
Ripe, juicy ass of life! What a great phrase.
“Jim Belushi champions gout treatment”
– Jim Belushi talks gout: Jim Belushi tackles gout with campaign - Chicago Tribune
This article was published in November and just got served to me as a re-circ link, so I’m late to this gout party where JIM BELUSHI TALKS GOUT YOU GUYS.
“My friend Mike Sneed, the Sun-Times columnist, always hits her head on the...”
– Leslie Hindman on Buying Art and Antiques - Chicago magazine
I’d really love to have that as an animated GIF.
(via ourmaninchicago)
SNEED SCOOP! Sweet lord, that woman is a scourge. If Richard Roeper can hit his head on it too, I’ll marry that zebra head and treasure it forever.
December 2011
25 posts
“I also think that you are a Groady McToady with a pee shirt and toilet shoes.”
– My (unwashed) hands are clean. - Bathroom Hygiene Urination | Ask MetaFilter
A+, internet.
“It is a property first harnessed in 1784 by an officer of the artillery in the...”
– Homegrown Terrorism US - The Bomb That Didn’t Go Off - Esquire
This article is really good.
