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Notes"It is only by placing our anuses directly on their eyes as they sleep that they will gain the powers of the ancient immortals. And yet the humans spurn us. Why?
—Cats"(via yourmonkeycalled)
Extremely true.
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"Art Garfunkel claims a prankster wrote “Show your tits” in the dust on the trunk of his car and when a girl on the highway took the bait it permanently deprived him of the ability to smell citrus."
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"The bride, 31, and the bridegroom, 29, are orchestra conductors."
Dana Sadava, James Stopher - Weddings - NYTimes.com
Whelp, I have a new set-up for my romcom. (“Tuning Up”? “Keeping the Beat”? “And-a-One-and-a-Two”? Options…)
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(via NEEDLE DESIGN — West Wing)
WHY IS THIS THE ONLY WEST WING FAN POSTER I HAVE EVER SEEN? I would like to plaster my entire home in WW artwork. Why are you letting me down, Internet?
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….yum?
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Retro Gamer Swimsuit - LIMITED | Black Milk Clothing
My bathingsuit!!!
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When do the .gif tattoos become real???
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NotesWait, is this how we touch breasts now? Or is this like a really sophisticated thumb-print recognition kind of thing?
(Source: danielleh)
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As always, HRC insta-reblog. Nice digital watch, Bill.
(via lipstick-feminists)
